- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do blacks run away from whites? Because god told all people to never go to the light.

What do you call ugly? Dionne Dodds

What's gray and comes in buckets? An elephant

Why was the Energizer Bunny arrested? He was found guilty of two acts of murder in the first degree.

'Dyslexic man walks into a bar... and orders a pint

Why did the prostitute survive the gunshot? She was wearing a bulletproff vest.

Yo mama's so poor, she can no longer handle the down payments on her home and is in great need of financial aid

A homeless man walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender says it'll be $4.50. The homeless man doesn't have any money so he leaves.

What did the blonde say to the chicken? mmm, delicious

Why was maddison sad Becasue he was born with a fucking gay name

If you beat Chuck Norris in arm wrestling, you will be proud of yourself and he will go home with nothing.

Two penguins are sitting on an ice flow. One says to the other: "hey--you know, it looks like you are wearing a tuxedo." The other one says, "who says I'm not?"

Stephen Hawkings viewed porn as a child

There where ducks sitting in the bath One Duck truns to the other an says "could you pass me the soap" The other duck truns and replies "dont call me toast"

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being raped by your uncle

Why was Sally crying because a flock Of seagulls just took a shit in her head

Knock Knock? Who's there? Look in the peephole

Oh yeah? Well you're as gay as this joke!

Wanna know something funny? Your face

Why a blonde woman eat vegetables? Because she is a vegetarian.

Whys it so cold? Nuclear winter.

What did one socially awkward kid say to another socially awkward kid? Nothing

When life hands you lemons... do not squeeze them, for juice may squirt into your eye, causing severe pain.

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