What's blue, cold and makes people cry? A dead baby

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One day, a woman was walking down an alleyway at midnight She reached the end of the alley and realised that it was a dead end, as there was a brick wall, so she turned around and headed on back home.

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A circus clown riding the cutest miniture Shetland pony both fall over a cliff and die.

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A: Knock Knock B: ...

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Why is a chicken coupe, a coupe not a sedan? Because a sedan would have four doors.

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the little boy got in a ice cream truck he cant sit down anymore

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Nature is filled with wondrous things. No really, this isn't a joke.

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What did the Catholic Priest say to the little boy? May God be with you.

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there was a tomatoes and it blew up and died. Why did it blow up? The Nazi's needed ketchup for there Jew Burgers

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Well, if the socket were 20 feet in the air, it might take 4 blondes with really good balance. Then again, it might not matter how many blondes there are due to transportation issues. (What if there are no replacement light bulbs in the house, and the nearest store was 10 miles away? It would be ridiculous to expect someone to walk twenty miles to replace a light bulb) In conclusion, I would say that the number of blondes it takes to screw in a light bulb is dependent on the individual situation at hand.

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What did the indian man say to the black man? "Hi."

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No, we are all different, none of us are the same, you however, have no match, your ability to think influence and inspire even today, is unmatched. It is he who is unmatched, who stands alone.

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What do you call a large group of Apes attacking San Francisco? Well, it isn't called anything but coincidentally there is a movie called Rise of the Planet of the Apes which was released August 5, 2011 starring James Franco and Andy Serkis. -David Bruggen

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What's the deal with airplane food? Why don't they serve it as a complimentary part of the flight anymore?

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knock knock hold on im takin a poop!

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A man walks outside on a sunny day. Since the sun was very bright, he put on a pair of sunglasses. While this was going on, nothing else really happened and he went on with his day as usual.

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What's the difference between Chuck Norris and broccoli? A lot.

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What is a person who can hold there breath for an hour? Dead

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Okay, one second.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No Neither has he

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a truck.

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Whats an Anti Joke

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You were adopted and I couldn't think of a good way to tell you...

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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