- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven stabbed his mother.

How do you get a n***r out of a tree? Cut the rope

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding A Duck in your apple! What is worse than finding a duck in your apple? Finding a racist in your apple! Whats worse than finding a racist in your apple? DEATH

Q: whats the fastest way to a woman's heart? A: A knife to the ribs...

Your mom is so fat, she is having angioplasty. She might need a ride a home.

whats your moms inside look like nick because all there is is fat

What is the difference between a circle and a cylinder? dunno

What's the same between a mole and an eagle? They both live underground, except for the eagle.

Why is cheese yellow? Answer: I don't know, I was hoping that you would know.

yo momma is so poor that she may not be abe to accumulate the right amount of revenue necessary for your college funding.

How do you get a jew out of an empty pool? Give him a lader

Shoulda had a V8 ...or not because I am severely allergic to tomato's.

Joe used to always talk about his family and his two wonderful kids Joe can no longer talk to or about his family because his smoking habits have gotten out of control

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Want to hear a funny joke? Womens rights.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was in a cage being carried by a farmer.

A man walks into a bar. The bar is closed and the man is a thief. The police are promptly called in fear that the situation may become increasingly dangerous.

Guess what? I like trains.

Why are black people so good at basketball? Not all black people are skilled at basketball

How many Weasleys does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 2

Darude- Sandstorm

Did you know that I can't talk any louder than this... Exept when I can

What do you call a black person driving a plane? A pilot, because you dont want to call him anything racist i mean he is driving you up 25,000 ft in the air and the last thing you want is for him to get mad and decide to do something rational, God, you racists.

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