Why did the waiter lose his job? Because he was a fish

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rishi is gay (coventry england)

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

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how did I get in your moms pants. I ripped them off.

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Cripples are lame.

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What's worse than people reposting the same joke all the time? The holocaust.

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What did the downsyndrome get for christmas? Aborted

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What's black and white and red all over? A bloody zebra.

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Why is it unpleasant to eat a meal with lots of basketball players? Because they will be focussing entirely on discussing tactics (especially if there is an upcoming game), and therefore will probably not be displaying good manners or making polite mealtime conversation.

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Your grandma's cookies.

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Think of a fruit that isn't an orange ... You're thought of a pear, didn't you?

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Why did the football coach go to the bank Answer - to get his quarter back

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What's brown and dirty? Dirt.

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What's up brah brah

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What did OJ Simpson say to the blonde? "Don't worry, I'm not going to murder you"

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I bought one of those anti-bullying wristbands, when they first came out. Well, I say bought. I actually stole it from a short, fat ginger kid.

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What do you call it when a black man and a japanese woman get married? A wedding.

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Cinema summer shits coming this year! Reboot edition ONE! Rocky BarBoler a older man with dreams of becoming a true boxing champion!... but will he succeed against the champion Apollo thirteen? Watch ROCKY To find out. Starring Mike Tyson as Rocky, and Justin Bieber as Apollo thirteen (Do I need remind you Rocky lost in his first movie?, Well that one is for you "Beleibers" because in the end you are misguided cuties.. most way to young for me, but you are as cute as you are silly). Moral: Loves cute girls... especially those over 16... legal age here... good luck calling us all pedophiles... They mature fast here, "beliebe" me, twelve year olds have fully grown boobs... what did you think I meant by cute? RAWR! Look but no touch is a okay for me mama Luigi. I just tend to call me once they turn 16...

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Three logicians were travelling up to Scotland in a train. They saw a black cow standing parallel to the train tracks; the first sign of life since crossing the border. The first logician says "Oh, so they do have black cows in Scotland." The second logician says "No, they have at least one black cow in Scotland." The third logician says "No, they have at least one cow in Scotland, one side of which, at least, is black."

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Whats the worst part of your school burning down? A: The burnt pizza.

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heres a funny joke your momas so fat............

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A man sat on a chair

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What do you call a black man that flies a plane? -A pilot

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What is an old ginger lady's favorite type of bread? Whole wheat.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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