Why was Jessica sad? She had just recently run over a few newborn puppies with her car.

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Knock Knock Whose there? Its John

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What's the difference between 10 dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage..

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Stephen hawking walks into a bar.

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What do you call A potato who is covered in red refrigerators and is known as a potato. Fallafal

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Wanna hear a joke? Yes Then go on the internet and find some jokes.

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Papa Smurf: Why did the chicken cross the road? Grouchy Smurf: I hate chickens!

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knock knock

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse, incapable of understanding the human language promptly shits on the floor then leaves.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. and Asians are yellow.

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Why couldnt the black guy swim? He couldn't swim because he had no parental figures growing up. His dad was part of a gang and his mom was a crack addict. He had noone to teach him how to swim.

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Q: What do you call a half-black, half-hispanic man crashing a plane full of innocent people into a building? A: A half-black, half-hispanic man crashing a plane full of innocent people into a building.

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What would you call the Flinstones if they were black? Niggas

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Onions are like loved ones... They are both nouns. And you cry when you cut into them.

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how come the jews were not laughing? because they were in a concentration camp

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How do you make a professional gamer cry? You burn his house down.

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A child walk's into a bar. And gets sexually abused.

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? A: Bob.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is a woman.

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Why couldn't the mexican feed his family? Because a large percent of mexican immigrants in the United States do not have jobs due to dicrimination against illegal immigrants crossing the soutern border, thus rendering them more vunerable to unemployment is that is vastly present in the United States.

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so your skydiving in the ocean and one of you bedroom windows break. how many bloodstains does it take to paint a peice of bread covered in goat milk? the answer is D. 2731 books on cannabalism

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Dude 1: Hey, ya see these coins here? Dude 2: ya, what about em'? Dude 1: would you say you see these pretty often? Dude 2: yup... :/ Dude 1: so would you call them COMMON CENTS!?!?!?!?!

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What did the retarded asian dolphin eat for breakfast? A big bowl of shit

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What is blue and feels like a shirt? A blue shirt.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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