- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar and says "ow"

The queen is killed on sunday there are three suspects the cheif the princess and the butler The princess' said she was getting lunch The cheif said he was making lunch The butler said je was getting the mail So who did it A: the butler they dont diliever mail on sunday

How many chairs does it take to screw a lightbulb? One, if you have enough lube.

What does Spiderman do everyday? Aunt May

What is yellow and corny? Corn.

what do jews like the most? money, because they're all greedy fat nosed cunts

Whats the easiest way to kill a blonde? Shoot her

Q: What can you never see in the light, but you can in the dark? A: Darkness.

I was sitting next to a man with jelly in one ear and peanut butter in the other, so I turned to him and said "Are you a trifle deaf?" and he said "No, I'm mentally ill."

Roses are Grey Violets are Grey I'm Color Blind F*CK

A Mexican, an Italian and an American all walk into a bar. They order their drinks and have pleasant conversation, and all return home to loving families safely and securely.

what do you call a football team without players a group of coaches

whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? -getting raped by 10 very hung men who go balls deep

What did Delaware? A coat.

Some black guy grabs a white guys wallet. the black guy says " hey I think you dropped this"

How is pinocchio's nose like a penis? They're nothing alike.

Two weeks ago, my brother walked into a flea market and asked if they sold fleas. He's so silly.

How do you get to pigs in a pen? Move them.

What would Hitler say if you give him a sandwich? Thankyou!

What did the chickens say to the other chicken Go away mother clucker

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a cucumber

How do you fit a whale into a truck bed? You can't, whales live in the ocean.

What's yellow and goes up and down? A banana in an elevator.

Why was Jimmy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his forehead.

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