A duck flew calmly through the air and landed softly on a beautiful lake, where he was then shot for trespassing.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck had AIDS?

I am nobody Nobody is perfect Therefore, I am perfect

How do you give a women more freedom? Shoot her in the face with a shotgun.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? It's the police, they ask the questions.

what do the Holocaust and Jeff Dunham have in common? they're both hilarious

What's clear and wet? water

I see said the blind man to his def wife as the dog with no legs ran over

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Row row row your boat Right to KFC Put some kool-aid in your cup And toast to you and me

My grandmother always said "slow and steady wins the race."...... She died in a fire

Roses are red Here's something new Violets are violet NOT F**KING BLUE

When will racism end? When everyone's dead.

Did you hear about the absent minded professor that tried to change the tire on his pickup truck? He forgot to lock the jack and the truck crushed his head like and egg shell.

Q. Knock knock A. Who's there Q. DEEZ A. DEEZ who A. DEEZ NUTZ HA GOT EEEEEM

Whats the hardest part of eating a vegetable? The wheelchair.

What do you call a kid with no arms and no legs? names.

Whats the difference between Steven Hawkin and Gary Glitter? Ones severely disabled and ones a paedophile.

What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming? Here come the elephants.

I wonder if barrack Obama will rename the whitehouse...to the blue house because it is his favorite color

acualy is dolan

Chantelle, I loved you, but you cheated with Johnathan from Church...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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