Why was the boy crying? Because he had previously driven over innocent civilians who were all constipated and had now caused a mild to extremely large shitstorm.

A man walks into a bar, he has a terrible drinking problem and he is ruining his family.

what did the fat guy say to the girl ill make fun of you because i have bigger tits than you

Are you Drew?

What crime does a tree commit in order to be sent to prison? Trees on.

Why did the boy not turn in his homework? Because his pet ate it.

What did mr smith say when a student asked for math help? ok

- What's the difference between a squirrel? - It can neither fly.

2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

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- kellen says to bill "your a fruit cake" - bill say to raj "your a gypsy" - raj says to kellen "you have gingevitis" R.I.P kellen 2012

was michael jackson black or white? how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie poop? the world will never know

whats funny? a relatsion ship for 16 hours

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? because she was SHITFACED!!!!

why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it tried but was hit by a truck at the halfway point.

How many light bulbs does it take to screw a blonde? 3.

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand. He orders a lemonade and leaves promptly

How do you talk to a mentally challenged person? You use words in a sequential order that would make sense grammatically

Why did Paul Walker cross the road? He wasn't wearing his seatbelt.

You Wanna hear an anti joke? Womens rights

What's brown and smelly? Poop.

Q: How much does it cost to have 50cent and Nickleback perform together? A: 45 cents, because its 50 cents, and you get a nickle back

Ya know what's sad? You can only submit one dislike on this website.

What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A pilot, you racist.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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