why was the guy stranded on an island? because his boat crashed.

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Why was the woman riding a camel? Because woman aren't allowed to drive in her country therefore she rides a camel as a way to commute. The camel's name is Gregory.

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Yo momma's so fat that all the children within a close proximity of your home think that your mother is a very large woman.

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yo mama so fat she has diabetes.

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A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, and says nothing. Ducks are incapable of speech and therefore it would be physically impossible for a duck to say anything. Where the duck walks up to does not partake in the matter.

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have trouble understanding each other.

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how did the jewish man die He had a fatal hard attack

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What's the best way to pick up girls? Lift with your legs, not your back.

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Look how far I can kick this bucket

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Penis

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Why did the girl fall of her chair? The chair can only hold so much weight.

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What do you call a blonde with big breasts? A woman. Some call her "mom".

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Knock Knock Who's there? Nobody cause your a loser.

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A green-painted man walked into a bar and confused a blonde, bar-tending horse with a tale of rape in the holocaust involving an amputee child riding a fridge on a plane with a pig, a duck, a chicken, a lawyer and countless men of various ethnicities, religious faiths and sexual persuasions. Together, they changed a lightbulb, ate wormy apples and agreed upon the colour of roses and violets respectively.

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What's long and hard? The Ap European exam that i just took.

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What did the Nazi put into the oven? Bread.

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Who killed the ears of every human being? -Rebecca Black

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What did the farmer say when he lost his truck? Wheres my truck?

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A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very nicely if he could see her license. She replied in a huff, "I wish you guys could get your act together. Just yesterday you take away my license and then today you expect me to show it to you."

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Haikus are awesome, but sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

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What's green and looks like a red apple? A green apple

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Knock knock! Who's there? Luke. Luke who? Leukemia.

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Q:Which do you take out more...trash or recycle? A: Greenery

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How many elephants can you fit in a car? depends how big the car is!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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