Yo momma so fat, she has hypertension, diabetes, and a higher risk of heart disease.

Harry Styles

Whats worse than death? Living in Agonising pain for the rest of the life that happens to be reading this statement.

What's 21 and pregnant? Ariana Grande

What did the bartender say to the black guy? hi there

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had places to be

Roses are red, violets are blue! Damn, the florist messed up the colors again!

Q. Why did the triceratops die? A. A giant meteor hit him.

Why did the blond girl get fired from the M&M Factory. Becouse she removed all the W's

gabbi nunez ;)

what does a man with no leg say to a woman with one eye? hello. by Mad James

Q: whats pink and fluffy? A: Pink fluff.

whats purple, extinct, and smells like children? barney

A man... walks.

Enough with the "whats worse than ... "jokes! They are getting old and have a millon different possible answers. I am aware that this is not a joke but thumbs up if you aggree with.

If i wanted your 2 cents i'd rob you

Your mums a penis joke.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? It depends how hard you throw them.

Why was the human stronger than the dog? Because the dog had four legs and a mouth and a human has 2 legs, 2 arms, and is taller. Therefore, the human has more capabilites than the dog.

What's green and has wheels? a green car.

Whats funnier than 24? 25

What does a person and a tree have in common? You can knock them down if you hit them repeatedly with an axe.

Whats worse than finding a repeated joke in anti-joke? The Holocaust.

if a man is alone in the forest, and there are no women around to hear him...........is he still wrong?

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