- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the guy get hit by a bus? He walked out into traffic.

What did the 5 cent store clerk say to the customer? That will be 5 cents.

Q: What's better than the Call Me Maybe video? A: A shot-for-shot parody of it featuring a GIMP! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rFxnAITCv5o

Three men of different race and religion are on a plane; they enjoy their flight, and two of them have a good meal with no pork. Thirty years later, two of the men share the same flight, but failed to even recognize each other on the first.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm schizophrenic. And so am I!

why is everyone always picking on ruth? because they just do

what did the green grape say to the purple grape? i'm green.

Billy: hey dave, wanna hear a joke? Dave: what? Billy: oh yeah, you are deaf.

Justin Bieber's mother.

why does column have a letter n?

What's the difference between a duck? One of it's feet are both yellow.

Whats worse than 10 dead babies in 1 trashcan? 10 dead trashcans in 1 baby

Why didn't the gangster cross the road? Because he J-walked and was hit by a car.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

so if you need 20 dollars and you just kicked your cat how old is your mom. cake because you are a 666 member.

You know what they called Obama in highschool? Nigge*

How do you get a Jew in a car? Ask him to get in. How do you get him out? (If they say tell him to get out) Tell him Hitler is driving (If not) Ask him to kindly step out of the vehicle.

Why can't vegetarians eat mushrooms because I can't urinate over a scotch bonnet :/

Why does Michael j. Fox make the best milkshakes? He uses the finest ingredients

Why can't a blonde woman drive? because she was shot in both legs and cannot operate the pedals without extreme pain.

They see me rollin' Up my sleeve for some volunteer work at the local shelter

Why did the car cross the road? Green light

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