Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer's I have Alzheimer's

F: what is BLUE and has 400 whells ? Q: NOTHING !!!

Where do black guys sit in the bus? Enywhere theres a free seat

What's the difference between a whore and a blonde? There is not enough information to answer this question.

1. Why did sally fall of the swing? -because she had no arms. 2.Knock Knock -Who's there? Not sally.

whats 2+2? 4

E= McVagina

Why did the chicken cross the road? He crossed the road to get to a podium. He then made a lond speech about how chickens should be able to cross a road with out having their motives questioned.

Jersey Shore

How do you confuse a gay person? How? 7

How did the magician make it look like there are 2 books on the table? By putting 2 books on the table

What happens when you cross an Asian with a bass guitar? An Asian man lies down diagonally across a bass guitar.

If a bear was mad he would be beary angry.

What happened when the black man was pushed off the cliff? His bones shattered upon impact and he died almost instantly

What do you call 200 black people dead in the ocean? It's a start.

What was the last thing going through the man's mind who cleans the 90th floor windows on the World Trade Center on 9/11? The 91st floor.

Yo momma so fat, she died.

A black and a mexican jump off a building, What a tragedy...

An Indian child is born with three arms. After being ridiculed his whole life he kills himself at age 19.

What do you call a blonde who tries to swim on land? - Stupid.

What did the car do? CRASH!

Five Mexicans were driving down the motorway in a Ford. Must've been a Fiesta.

What do you call a room with a white man a black man and a hot pocket? A reasonable meal

a man walks into a bar, he is injured severely and needs medical attention stat, he is rushed to the hospital where he dies that evening

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