- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two scientists walk into a bar. One says "I'll have H20", the other says "I'll have a beer." The first one is the one to drive them to their homes.

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What do the poor have that the rich need? Nothing.

How do you wake up lady gaga? Poke her face

What's the difference between a wife and a chef? A chef has the choice to leave the kitchen.

Black People.

What's black, white, has green stripes and smells like eggs? I don't know. That's why I'm asking.

Q. Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A. being physically disabled due to a preventable accident, thus leaving you incapable of doing activities that are easily completed by an able-bodied person

What did the diabetic boy with Celiac get for christmas? A gift from his loving parents.

Why did Sarah fall of the swing ? Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Well it cant be sarah

How do you know if there's an elephant in your fridge? The fridge is broken and the elephant has mauled your dog

Why doesn't Charlie Sheen take showers? Because he spends too much time on MySpace.

What is a five letter word that sounds just like trucks? Vroom

What did the woman say when the man got her flowers? "Why thank you."

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Monkey see, monkey do.

What happens to men who grow up. They are probably taller

P.E.N.I.S P-enis E-nis N-is I-s S

I am not Moral Man. Moral: FUUUUUUUUUUUU

Billy: You're so ugly you made an onion cry! Jack: I'm rubber and you are glue, whatever you say bounces back and sticks to you. Billy was so upset at what he said and decided to leave.

What did the bodybuilder do when someone stole his wallet? Ab workouts.

Why did octopus cross the road? Because the road was underwater

Why did Dolley Madison take the painting of George Washington out of the White House in 1814. It was on fire. By, Luke Atkins

what did tyrone want for Christmas? A dad.

What did Joan of Arc have for her last meal? Steak

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