- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the yeti make an omlette? To practise making omlettes.

Some woman's like "Make me a sandwich!" Some guy's like "No way!" The woman says "Or I'll rape you!" "Allright. Fine with m... Wait... I thought women didn... I mean couldn.. you know.." "Rape?" "No, eat sandwiches!"

Knock Knock Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? To get to the other side!

What is the difference between a plum and an elephant? One is purple, and not an elephant.

A horse dies and goes to heaven. He wonders why there aren't any atheists around.

why did the dentist quit his job because he had saved up enough money for his retirement

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When I eat Mi Familia Mexica food, it burns when I go to the bathroom. Is that bad?

Why did he have to die so young? It just isn't fair... In all considerations, the bullet didn't ask to become embedded in his skull either.

how do you fit 100 babies in a bowl? with a blender. how do you get them back out of the bowl? with tortila chips.

knock knock. Who's there? The delivery man.

if life give you lemons. put them in the fridge they should be there...

tims sty:)

There's a Korean Black person and a Mexican on a cliff who jumps first? Who Cares

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Boo." "I don't know anyone by that name. Please go away." -Louis

Why do women wear perfume and makeup? They smell bad and they're ugly.

Hitler Call of Duty Score Kills: 6 million Jews Deaths: 1

Q: Whats the difference between a watermelon and a infants head? A: One is fun to beat a with a hammer, and the other is the infants head.

So there are two skunks in a bath tub. One of the skunks says to the other, "Would you please pass the soap?", and the other skunk says, "What do you think I am, a talking radio?!"

Why did the handicap man scream for help? Because he fell out of his wheel chair

What did the Chinaman say to the other Chinaman? I dont know, he was speaking in Chinese.

A black guy walks into a basketball court.

Why did Osama bin laden plan 9/11? Same reason Justin bieber was born....

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