- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get a nun pregnant? You have sex with her

What do you call a kid with cancer? screwed

Why was 2 afraid of 3? Because 345!!!!!

why did the chicken cross the road? it was making its way home after a long day of luckless job interviews

What's the square root of 6739472? Who gives a f***?

Whats the difference between a corvette and a pile of dead babies? One is a specific type of sports car, and the other is a sad destruction of many young lives

one day i went to bed

Q:what do you call a black man flying a plane? A: a pilot

Why is Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven was a creepy movie, and it gave Six nightmares.

What did Frieza say to Vegeta after killing his parents? "I killed your parents."

What do you get wen u cross a cat and a walrus? Two animals with very different life styles.

What did the heart attack victim say? Call 911, I'm having chest pains. yeah, your anti-jokes are this funny....

sit on your hand until it goes numb and then touch yourself.

A spaceship enters a black hole. A spaceship enters a black hole. A spaceship enters a black hole.

Why did Gus go to the HC? Because he got high off his ass.

What do you call a black priest? Someone devoted to the word of god

Q: Ask me how far have you gone with a girl? A: Mexico

Why was the little boy crying? Because a stranger shoved explosives up his butthole.

What's big, black and hard to swallow? A bowling ball.

An under aged man walks into a bar. the bar tender forgets to ask for his ID and gives him a beer. That man was later fired.

What do you get when you cross a canary and a lawnmower? Nothing. A canary is a small bird, and a lawnmower is an inanimate object. Any procreation of this sort would likely produce no offspring.

whats purple and savage? Barney!

who likes fried chicken? almost everyone because fried chicken is delicious

Why did was micheal jackson named micheal jackson? because his was

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