- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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who touched the priests sticky hand? Jake Duncan

Q: what animal didnt get on Noah's ark in pairs? A: worms. they got on in apples.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? The chicken had no legs and was therefore incapable of committing to such a challenge.

why did the homeless man buy a mansion? he didn't. i lied. he would need a job to be able to buy a mansion.

What do you do when you walk downstairs and see your TV floating? Call Ghostbusters.

Why did the woman cross the road? She didn't. They are no roads in the kitchen.

If life gives you lemons ask where they came from.

1Q: Quick! Ask me if I'm a lemon!! 2A: Your not a lemon 1A: :/ oh :/

a man got hit by a truck in brooklyn, JK he got shot, he was in brooklyn, Duh, he stumbled out in to traffic afterwards

a kangaroo walks in to a bar and sits down. Kangaroo's live in Auustralia

Yo mamma is so weird most people try to avoid her.

knock, knock! No answer, they probably can't hear you, use the doorbell.

what do you call a kid without arms and legs? Freak

Bob dole

Do your parents know you're gay?

What did the dead person say? Nothing, dead people cant talk, coz they are dead

Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. The police who? The POLICE, now open the god damn door!

Patriarchy.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To be eaten.

Knock knock. Who's there? I don't know, i was wondering if you knew.

What's black, white, and red all over? The color scheme. Except for the black and white. They're shades.

whats red and looks like a bucket? a red bucket whats blue and looks like a bucket? a red bucket in disguise

What did the chicken say when it crossed the road? Nothing. Chickens can't talk.

What do you call it when you lend money to a bison? Unitelligent, because bison do not have the ability to purchase things with money so it will most likely just eat the money.

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