how many times did lucy's mom drop her baby on its head? none, her mom died giving birth.....

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Why couldn't the teenage pirate get into the movie? Because he lacked the required money for the ticket.

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what's worse than getting raped the guy who raped you has aids

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Why did the little girl fall off of the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not her.

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Whats green and has wheels? A Rednecks front lawn.

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what did the blonde mail to her boyfriend? nothing, blonde's can't write.

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SHINEE IS BACK PART HARD

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How do u put an elephant in a refrigerator? -open it up and put it in How do u put a girraffe in a refrigerator? -open it up take out the elephant and put it in All the animals it the world are at a party in Florida. Which one didnt go? -the girraffe, it was in the frige Your trying to cross a river. A sign says alligators everywhere. U have no boat and no bridges. How do u get across? - swim the alligators are at the party in florida

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Today, I found out that my parents are first cousins

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Q: What did the farmer say when he coudn't find his tractor? A: "where's my tractor?"

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Why cant African children read? While there are many contributing factors the largest would probably be the lack of a standardized education system mainly due to the logistical factors involved in reaching so many wide spread communities. Also the current economic climate and general disregard for civilians by the governments in these area would suggest that the states' focus would be on other issues besides the welfare of their citizens, this is probably similar to other countries in similar situations such as middle eastern, eastern european, and latin and south america. Then again, not really being educated on this issue in almost any way, has probably contributed to a broad generalization, and so the premise of this joke is most likely flawed in any case.

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do you want to hear a joke?

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Debating on internet is like competing in the paralympics, even if you win you're still retarded

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What's black and white and black and white and black and white? A chessboard.

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Why did the Mr. bunny play the piano? - His wife Lannette was ill, and her last wish before she died was for him to.

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whats small and looks funny? A baby with a penis sewed to its face.

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What advice did the cat give to the man? Nothing because it's a cat.

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why did the cow eat the seahorse/ because my shift keys are broken1

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lol

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What is the difference between baldness and boldness? The second letter.

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Hitler said "Jew mad?" I did nazi that coming !

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Joe Paterno walks into a police station.

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What happens when you cross a starfish with a dog? Dogs and starfish are from a different phylum. They are genetically incompatible.

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a white kid is called on by his teacher he is promptly sent to the principle's office after not complying.

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Anti Joke

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