Q: What happened to the 16 year old pregnant black woman? A: She gave birth to a baby in 9 months.

Knock Knock Who's there? Pussy... Do you get it? Think about what you just answered.

A married couple lies in bed, making out. They must really love each other.

Q: What's worse than finding 1 worm in your apple? A: Finding 2 worms in your apple Q: What's worse than finding 2 worms in your apple? A: The Holocaust Q: What's worse than the Holocaust? A: Finding 3 worms in your apple!

How do you kill a Mexican? Rupture its vital organs like any other organism ,but murder is wrong and should not be done under any circumstance

What did one hostage say to the other hostage? Hrmfhrmfphmfr

Last night I had a Chinese By that I mean I abducted some Chinese people and ate them

Two cows are in a field. One says to the other, "are you worried about this mad cow disease that's going around?" The other replies, "I'm not worried - I'm a squirrel."

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How did the magician make his assistant disappear? He killed her and then cremated her body

Q: Why was the baby crying? A: I kicked it.

What do you call a black guy selling drugs. A pharmisict.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because Osama Bin Laden is dead.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Holy crap, the garden's on fire.

What's a fail with a bowl on its head, a 30 year old, and a 5 year old at the same time? Justin Beiber

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why do you care?

Roses are red, Violets are purple

A Squirrel gets ready for hybernation. 21 You Stupid

why did sally fall off the swing? because she had no arms. knock knock? who's there? not sally.

Who took the last can of soda? I dunno.

Shut the cork up!

Why are all blondes dumb? They are not all dumb but constant bullying just saying blondes are just pretty gives them that illogical stereo type

What do you call a black girl scout? A brownie

Why did the little boy chase after his ball? Because it rolled away

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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