- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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This is my first joke don't ????mine. You did didn't you.

Q: What's worse than dropping your phone in water? A: Throwing water at your phone.

What did suzie do when she dropped her cookie? She died because it was secretly a bomb

How do you kill a woman? Let her drive

Knock Knock Who's There? Your Best friend. Did you forget what I looked like?

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

What do you call a highschooler who smokes weed, shops at the mall, and has date-raped one girl so far? Popular.

did u hear the one about helen keler neather did she

what's bad about pushing your friend off a cliff? you can't do it twice

A black man, a Mexican man and a white man walk into a bank. The black man reaches into his bag and pulls out his bank card, the Mexican and the the white man do the same as they need to withdraw money.

If you give a homeless man a fish he eats for the night, if you teach him to fish then he probably won't be able to feed himself anyway, he is too poor to afford a pole.

Q: How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? A: They beat her.

Whoever just posted that suicide shit is stupid, you can get arrested for that shit. I would delete it.

a man and a woman walk into a alley. They get mugged the man fights back out of pride and then gets stabbed the woman escapes and then goes to the police the man is then found two days later. gasp what a weird dream.

Q:Why did the chicken cross the road A:He didn't he was tortured then killed and turned into a sandwich that you can buy for the price of $1.00

Whats worse then getting caught in the rain with no umbrella? Aids.

i heard something so funny it made me crap my pants you were a mistake

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Q: why'd the monkey fall out of the tree A: because it was dead

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Why is 6 scared of 9? Selena Gomez

Why did the man shoot himself Because he was black

Do you want to French kiss? What are you, racist

What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: he has a disabling disease. It's called ALS.

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