what's the difference between a jew and a pizza? Nazis did't burn the pizza

"I like my women like I like my coffee, in a cup." -Paul Alangadan

whats the same about a spider and a grape? they both have eight legs, except for the grape.

there is a black guy riding a bicycle. he is extremely skilled on it and says he has never fallen off.

lol a man is drowning

Why did the little girl fall out of the swing? Because she had no arms..

What do you call a nun in a wheelchair? Virgin mobile XD

Yo momma so fat she has more chins the china town

Why did the man go to sleep at 9:30? Because his mom told him to

Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew? One is a tasty Italian food the other is a respected member of society

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken was a metaphor.

Why couldn't the black kid buy a bike? He had no money.

my name is Jacob sartorious

Why did the guy with alzheimer's say to his wife? He can't remember.

what do you call a 2-foot blue scottishman named max? max

What did the black man say to the young white woman during sex? you are a wonderful woman

wheres binladin? at the bottom of the sea wanking over amy winehouse

The awkward moment when these anti jokes are NOT funny. at all.

What is the meaning of Life, the Universe, and Everything in it? I'm not sure at rhe moment, but it will take aproximately seven and a half million years of thinking for me to find out.

I am not racist., I have a black man in my family tree! He is still hanging there

Why did the rabbit jump? Because that's what rabbits do.

An Englishman, and Irishman, and a Scottsman walk into a bar and the bartender says, "Is this some kind of a joke?"

Roses are red Violets are blue i got one question Screw You

yo momma so fat i abuse my wife

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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