Man 1: WHAT THE HELL?!?! Man 2: There is no verb in that sentence

What do you call a black man who goes to college? A scholar.

what did the man with no arms and no legs get for christmas? a new hat

what is Justin Bieber+ One Less Lonely girl.... A BABY

A black man walks into a bar and is proptly told to leave. He proceeds to sue the bar owner, then buys the bar and turns it into a community center that helps at risk children.

yuor momma so fat she has type 2 diabetes

knock, knock whos there the police your son was the victim of a cruel homocide

"You've got a lot of C in your body." said the doctor. Jimmy replied with glee: "Ah that's great news, vitamin C is.." "No you've got Hepatitis C, you'll be dead within a month."

What d u tell Simba when he's moving to slow? Muvasa

Your mother was a hamster, And your father smelt of ElderBerries!

What do you call a young child being beating to death with a spiked club? Arousing.

What did the person with down syndrome do? He mumbled for a while, chewed on his thumb, fell flat on his face, and died.

3 guys walk into a bar....dont you think one would see it ?

How to do you kill a blonde? Various methods, most effective of which is firing squad

Why does Nathan Rogers never get any pussy? Because goblins have small dicks

What happens when you murder someone? The Government murders you.

i like pie.

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family of four.

What's green, long, and covered in forks? Grass. I lied about the forks.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new girlfriend? Neither has he.

Your mom walked into a bar and got kicked out cause there's no dogs allowed.

What did the blonde say to the other blonde? What's up

Can Geico save save you 50% on your car insurance? Does a former drill sergent make a terrible therapist?

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "You're not that bad...you're still better at giving hand jobs than your dad is."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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