How much fun does a gay guy have? A butt load.

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Why did the black man skip every other step on the stairs? Because he had long legs and it was faster.

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what is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? -one is the chosen people of Isreal and one is a food that was founded in Italy

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What's green and has four wheels? A dolphin. I lied about it having four wheels. I lied about it being green. I lied about the whole thing.

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Why are you angry dude? I can't see my forehead

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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Doctor doctor, I came here as quickly as possible, it was just the nearest place I could find. My dog he... he's panting and bleeding and I don't know what to do I think he's dying and I just want him to hold on... Please... Well then go to a vet you stupid shit.

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What do you call a black man with a hoe? A farmer.

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how do you blindfold an asian...a piece of dental floss

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Haikus can be fun But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

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Yo momma so lazy she hasn't been to work in weeks and you no longer have electricity or food.

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a man gets raped. -teagan doherty-

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Whats easier to fit in a trunk, babies or concrete bricks? Babies because you can hit them with a pitchfork.

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Why did the school bus crash? The driver was a loaf of bread.

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An early Jewish man walks into a bar where a number of stormtroopers have gathered for drinks and is taken into custody and then transported by railcar to a camp where he and other persecuted minorities are deliberately imprisoned in a relatively small space with inadequate facilities where they await their eventual mass execution.

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A bear walked into a bar, unfortunately there were no survivors.

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*you're

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Knock, knock. *answers door*

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What happened to the soccer player when he got kicked in the leg..... He cried on the ground for hours even though there is padding there

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Gianni

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Roses are red, Violets are unicorns, This s h i t doesn't make sense, Refrigerator.

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What did one guy say to another? Womens rights..........

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What's worse than genital warts? Herpes. You can get rid of warts

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