How did the girl get hit by a car? Better question, How did the car get in the kitchen?

What's worse than spending time with your girlfriend? Nothing.

Roses are Red, Blues are Violets, Have I Dyslexia, F**k.

Why couldn't Scruffy get out from under the car? It had parked on his skull.

what did the boy say to the girl? make me a sandwich.

maths is annoying!!! LIKE if you agree!!!!! :D

Woman.

A drunk is pissing on the plaza and the cop stands next to him and says, very nice. The drunk says, that's what she said. : )

A buissnes man walks into a meeting and says hello i'm a buissnesman

What do you call a loser on a game? A Dirty Hacker

How many software professionals does it take to get a file committed to source control? Well, today it took five.

There is a man with the surname of Westmoreland. This is a terrible name.

What do you call shark with no dorsal fin? Unused ingredients for soup.

Me: Sometimes I like to talk to myself. Me: So do I.

Zach Barlow

What's black and bleeding? Who cares?

Roses are red, Violets are VIOLET!

A gay guy and a blind man walk into a bar. It's a gay bar. The blind man is also gay.

What's worse than dropping you ice-cream cone? Signing your post on Anti-joke.com

If a tree falls in the forest and nobody is around, does anyone really care?

what does gum eat ? gum you idiot!

A man made a sandwich.

KASEEM IS CRAP AT GEARS OF WAR THIS IS NOT A JOKE ITS TRUE (FACT) PLAYSTATION IS BETTER THEN XBOX (BIGGEST JOKE EVER) IV HAD BOTH, SO SHUT UP PS3 BOYS AKA GIRLS

what did batman say to robin before they got in the car? get in the car

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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