What is worse then North Korea trying to blow up everybody? Peter Griffin twerking.

Whats worse than finding out that your family is dead? finding a worm in your apple

Two guys walk into a bar. One man walks out of the bar at a similiar time.

I used to make jokes about taking arrows to the knee then i beat the game

What happens when you cross an Asian with a bass guitar? An Asian man lies down diagonally across a bass guitar.

Why did little Lucy climb up a tree? Cos her dad beats her.

Whats The Difference Between A Baby And A Watermelon ? You Can Throw One In The Air And Hit It With A Bat , And The Other Ones A Watermelon

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I peek in your window, Yes, I'm watching you

Your mama is so fat she suffered from diabetes and died of heart failure .

What happened when a Blonde girl and a Ginger man have sex without a condom? The woman gets pregnant and then after about nine months the woman gives birth and the child grows up, when the child is adolescent it is able to reproduce and the process continues again.

Why did the squirrel cross the... *Squash*

Why did the fat guy sit on another guy? They were in a wrestling match.

They say those with anti-humour are the wisest.

Why did I get raped

Why did Jesus and his friends get crucified? So they could sing: "Always look at the bright side of life" Moral: Monty Python?

Wanna hear a joke? The WNBA

What did the Batman say to the Joker? "I am the Batman."

an elephant is like a guy but its nose is the di**

Fred and DooDah go to their favorite lake to fish. After getting out on the water, DooDah hooks a huge fish, which pulls him overboard, and he drowns. Fred is brokenhearted and goes to tell DooDah's wife the news. She opens the door and hears Fred sing: "Guess who drowned in the lake today? DooDah! DooDah!"

How do you confuse and idiot? Purple.

Gary: Hey Bill, wanna hear a joke? Bill: Yes Gary: Okay.

How did Jimmy get into the R movie? He bought a ticket.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

What did suzie do when she dropped her cookie? She died because it was secretly a bomb

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...