Knock Knock Who's there? The Police. *No Answer* The Police then give the S.W.A.T team the signal, and bust down the door and kill 15 high profile targets issued by Liberia. The man who did not answer the door is Carlos Pedrojeuz, a serial killer, meth addict who has been a part of the sex slave trade for a decade. One might think of answering the door next time.

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Why do black people enjoy watermelon? Because it tastes good.

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Why is there milk on the stairs? Did the cow leak again?

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Why was the young girl? A doctor told her that due to the fact that she was recently raped, she contracted AIDS.

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What happened when 7 8 9? Six was afraid! HAHAHaha....ha.... wait, no. I told that wrong....

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What's the difference between a wire fence and a wooden fence? You can't see through a wooden fence

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What's Brown and Sticky? A stick.

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A guy in a truck delivering furniture runs over a frog. Concerned for the frog, he pulls over and runs back to the frog and asks "Are you ok?" The frog replies "Yeah, you want to buy a cupboard?"

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knock knock hold on im takin a poop!

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What has two legs but can't walk? A quadriplegic man who lost mobility in his legs due to a horrific logging accident.

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My mom fell on our cat and it died.

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There's two homosexuals having sex in the back of a van...........they're over 21 what's wrong with that!

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Whats brown and slippery? A brown slipper.

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You know whats retarted? people with down syndrome.

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why did little johnny scream. he was getting torn to pieces

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How do you stop a fire breathing dragon from breathing fire? Shove a hose down its throat.

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Knock Knock Whos There? Boo Boo Who? Boo Radley.

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What is worse than a fly in your soup? Getting hit by a train.

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who steals more than a black person?, a pirate.

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What did Don King do with his new boxers? Put them on with a respectable pair of trousers.

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What did pikachu say when his trainer was murdered? Pikachu.

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Why did the blonde kill herself? She was diagnosed with major depression and was dealing with a lot of traumatic events in her life.

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I like my women the way I like my coffee: Without a penis.

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