Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? I t was dead. Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

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"You know what my motto in life is?" "No" "Oh, that's a shame."

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Why did the chicken kross the road? It didn't because it was a highway and it got hit by a bus.

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Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

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What is matt dalys favorite thing in the world? penis

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Why did the chicken cross the road? because he was hungry and mcdonalds was across the street

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so dont touch it.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, most chickens are held on farms, but those that do roam free are afraid of automobiles so therefore they wouldn't go near a road at all. But if the chicken was located in a deserted town there would be no traffic, so then it would be able to cross freely over any road there and not get injured or mortally wounded.

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Knock,knock whose there? The pizza delivery guy the pizza delivery guy who the pizza delivery guy who didnt give you your pizza

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What's the worst part about being drunk? Your child.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Your family is dead. Your family is dead, who? Your family is dead.

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guess what my nephew said today? oh ya i forgot, hes dead..

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Poem Of Love: Each time i see you i feel like i need you and i love you.. i hope you became my girl and live with me cause without you i can't live.

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What happens when you shoot a bear and you kill it? It dies.

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What goes up and does not come down? Why the hell ask me.

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no pen = no studying no studying = bad grades bad grades = no job no job = no money no money = no food no food = death DON'T LOSE YOUR PEN

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What do call a limbless man swimming? Dead.

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why did the grandpa drop his big mak??? Because an army tank hit him

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Whats yellow pink and blue and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? Oh were you expecting an answer here, if i knew the answer i wouldn't have asked a question.

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Your momma's so fat that she should probably be worried about the increased risk of cardiovascular disease.

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Q: What's worse than the holocaust? A: 2 Holocausts

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Give me thumbs up!

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3 men check in to a motel. They all decide to leave given the eminent danger of being the butt of a homosexual joke.

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That moment when you try and finger your girlfriend and there no hole......and you start questioning your sexuality

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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