What has sand and an ocean? A picture of a beach.

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A Grape Soda inside a Chicken inside a Watermelon. Blackception.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Nock Nock. Whose there? The chicken.

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender says "What'll it be?" The man quietly gazes out at the other people in the bar. He continues to do this for a while, until eventually the bartender calmly taps him on the shoulder to get his attention, and the man turns to look over at him. "What can I get you today?" He asks the man. "What?" the man replies. Turns out he's deaf. Who knew?

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why did the kid get chemotherapy? because he had cancer

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Why is 6 afraid of 7. Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

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What does the young boy say to the gay man Hello Jacob, because he was raised to respect and treat gays equally

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why was the man gay? Because its not a choice. its a lifestyle.

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How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

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water, hydrated silica, glycerin, sorbitol, PVM/MA copolymer, sodium lauryl sulfate, flavor, cellulose gum, sodium hydroxide, propylene glycol, carrageenan, sodium saccharin, titanium dioxide all adds up to colgate. SO AS A MATTER OF FACT, CHEESE PLUS PIE IS CHICKEN. CONSIDERING THE FACT THAT I LIKE SAYING CHEESE, JACK AND JILL WENT UP THE HILL BECAUSE THEY WERE BAGELS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Chuck Norris walks into a bar. somebody recognizes him and immidiately asks for his autograph

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What did the Man say to the elephant Nothing this man does not speak, the elephant does though

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What do you call a person at your door? Whatever his name happens to be.

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Guess what these words are: boo_s p_n_s _ _ ndom s_x fu_k wan_er Answers: books,pants,random,six,funk,wander.

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what the difference between a kettle with a fever and a wooden mallet? I don't remember how the joke ends but your mothers a whore

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What did the judge say to the midget when he sent him to jail ? Stop beating your wife

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What's worse than losing your wallet? Having a miscarriage.

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Q: Have you heard from that guy who dropped a piano on his head? A: No one has, he dropped a piano on his head.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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Wow did you see stevie wonder's new house. neither has he

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THIS IS an anti-joke.

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fuzzy wuzzy was a bear fuzzy wuzzy had no hair so fuzzy wuzzy wasn't fuzzy was he? yes

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Why couldn't Sally ride a bicycle? She doesn't have a bicycle. She also doesn't have legs.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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