- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. How did the blind man survive from walking of a cliff? A. He didn't he died

What did one deaf mute say to the other deaf mute?

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There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns hoping at least one of the puns would win but, unfortunately, the highest he placed was 4th.

How did Sarah Palin see Russia from her house? She didn't.

so little jonny was doing bad in school like always so he decided to drop out and now he cant get a job and will have a terrible life and die alone

Knock knock ... No ones home

What is the difference between a rat and an italian? nothing.

What do you do when you have those days where you feel that you go back three damn steps for every step you take towards your goal? DUUUUUH! You turn your back, see? Now you are getting three steps at the right direction for every right one! LOGIC!

Once upon a time There was an ugly barnacle He was so ugly That everyone died The end!

What do you call a stupid anti-joke? Stupid.

stuarts mum

I went to the game and saw a Mexican wave. So I waved back at him.

Your mother is so fat, she really could stand to lose a few pounds.

Why was Osama Bin Laden killed? Because he couldn't dodge all the bullets in time

What did the priest say to the kid? You can tell your dog but nobody else, ok?

Why'd the man go to jail? Because he had a piece of cheese.

how do you make a plumber cry? you kill his family

ahhh finally removed the splinter I've had for quite some time now. Hopefully that was the last one I'll get for a while...touch wood

Why did the man go bald? He had cancer

A Palestinian and an Israeli both board a plane at the same time. They exchange awkward glances and take seats at different ends of the plane.

What's are the screams and terror when midnight hits? Vannlia Ice's face.

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey Nick!" Because he knows him and is not racist.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why didnt she get back up? She had no friends.

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