What is black and blue and really is not in the mood for sex? The new girl at the women's shelter.

thumb_up thumb_down -6

What's the same about eggnog and a computer? You can search the web. Except that's only true for one of them.

thumb_up thumb_down -6

If a tree falls, and nobody is around to hear it, does it still make a sound? No. While the falling tree surely creates mechanical oscillations in the air, sound is defined as the mechanical oscillations in the air perceived by humans. Therefore, since no humans were around to hear the tree fall, it did not create a sound.

thumb_up thumb_down -6

What should you do if you come across a slut with a fork up her @ss and a gun in her hand? Do not look at her and walk away.

thumb_up thumb_down -6

So a horse walks into a bar, animal service is called and after being unable to locate the owner he is put down.

thumb_up thumb_down -6

whats worse than being cold? having a pine cone shoved up your ass.

thumb_up thumb_down -6

How do you like your eggs in the morning? -Poached or Fertilised?

thumb_up thumb_down -8

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it got out of it coop and there was something shinny on the other side of the street.

thumb_up thumb_down -8

Why did the boy fall of the swing? Because he had no arms!

thumb_up thumb_down -8

Why did the plane crash? The pilots had brain damage.

thumb_up thumb_down -8

What did the blind orphan get for christmas? Cancer

thumb_up thumb_down -8

KKK

thumb_up thumb_down -8

A boy found a nickel on the street. So he went to the ice cream shop and bought a gumball with the nickel.

thumb_up thumb_down -8

Q: What is your favorite color? M: Blue

thumb_up thumb_down -8

What did Delaware? A coat.

thumb_up thumb_down -8

Q: What's better than the Call Me Maybe video? A: A shot-for-shot parody of it featuring a GIMP! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rFxnAITCv5o

thumb_up thumb_down -8

What is red and cry's? A baby chewing on a razor blade

thumb_up thumb_down -8

What does a black person use to chop a tree down? An Ask.

thumb_up thumb_down -10

Why do black people eat so much fried chicken? Because it's delicious!

thumb_up thumb_down -10

whats worse than getting ur penis cut off......no holocaust

thumb_up thumb_down -10

Here is an opposite. Black Santa Claus.

thumb_up thumb_down -10

I Used to be an Adventurer like you, Then I retired to achieve the top Anti-Joke.

thumb_up thumb_down -10

how long does it take a black woman to shit? 3 to 5 minutes depending on the food she ingested earlier that day

thumb_up thumb_down -10

What's the difference between a duck? One of it's feet are both yellow.

thumb_up thumb_down -10

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops