- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get a clown of a swing? Hit it with an ax.

What do you get when you mix Catholicism and Islam? War

What do you call someone with no legs nor arms? Mat

There is a high speed police pursuit when suddenly the suspect's car skids and crashes into a field. Two cows witness the commotion, when one turns to the other and says "Moo".

Ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass...! I said "ass" a lot, sorry for the language

What did the black guy, the latino guy, and the asian guy all have in common? They were all human beings

Another cat joke. You gotta be kitten me.

Why did the man not want to be a tree? Because he didn't want to.

a boy walks into the doctors office."my knees hurt...i poked it like this"the doctor says "listen kid...u are a really good kid but u didnt really injure your knee and im sick of you!!"

Why is Billy in a ditch? He stepped on a landmine and was promptly burst into many pieces. The ditch was coincidental.

"Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy, I have Alzheimer's. "Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy, I have Alzheimer's. "Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy, I have Alzheimer's.

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One of them I like to eat, and the other one is a watermelon.

Two men walk in to a bar, one buys a beer. The second receives a phone call and leaves.

if Ruddell was gay what would he be? A gay prick!

what did the apple say to the orange? nothing, stupid, apples can't talk

What did the african american ninja say to the jewish bartender? Can I have a beer?

What's Mary short for? She's got no legs.

What do you call something that has two legs, arms and is bloody all over? My ex's new boyfriend.

Chinese food tastes so oriental sometimes, sort of like asian food

Why did the dude fall into a box? Because he was hit by a bus.

How do you make a Russian baby cry? Punch it in the face

How many dead jews can you fit in a hole? Ask hitler.

Your mom is fat

Where can find a man who owns a white van capable of transporting many children? Most local churches have them for mission work. I would contact a local minister.

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