Why did the boy cross the road? He didn't he stopped and fapped.

What do you call a group of black people? A group, you racist.

How do you get 1000 pokemon on to a bus? Pikachu!

Win and Beau have no friends

Wombat monkey juice.

What do you call a watermelon in Africa? A watermelon.

Paddy and mick were walking down the street when they saw some traffic lights. They proceeded to cross the road and continue on their journey.

whats the same about a spider and a grape? they both have eight legs, except for the grape.

So a dog walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "Quickly, someone give me the number for animal control."

What has two legs, takes away your money, and causes depression? A Democrat.

Stephen hawking walks into a bar.

How do you make a wall a darker shade of red? You throw the baby harder.

What advice did the cat give to the man? Nothing because it's a cat.

A black guy is lying on the floor dead with a knife next to him, what killed him? Multiple bullets sprayed from an uzi being held by a rival gang member....

roses are red but violets are definately violet what retard made this rhyme

have you seen Britney Spears lately? no. i wouldn't expect you to since she is a pop sensation and you are just a regular person trying to find your way in this world

Yoshy is gay and likes men. From Jarod ????

Hey I just met you and this is crazy, but Im on bath salts, and you're face looks tasty;)

What did Winnie the Pooh say to Eeyore? Nothing, he just suffocated him in a pot of honey.

What did the Rabbi say to the priest? The holocaust was real and it tore apart my family.

What did the blind kid get for Christmas? Same ones he got last year.

Why did your mom cross the street? She didn't. She was a home. Making me a sandwhich.

How do you get a Blonde to switch seats with you? Ask her politely.

Why did the black man skip every other step on the stairs? Because he had long legs and it was faster.

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