So i can type anything in this box and it shows up on the website?

Nock Nock It's open.

Roses are Red, Blues are Violets, Have I Dyslexia, F**k.

How did the girl get hit by a car? Better question, How did the car get in the kitchen?

What's worse than spending time with your girlfriend? Nothing.

maths is annoying!!! LIKE if you agree!!!!! :D

A drunk is pissing on the plaza and the cop stands next to him and says, very nice. The drunk says, that's what she said. : )

what did the boy say to the girl? make me a sandwich.

Woman.

Why couldn't Scruffy get out from under the car? It had parked on his skull.

A buissnes man walks into a meeting and says hello i'm a buissnesman

How many software professionals does it take to get a file committed to source control? Well, today it took five.

What do you call a loser on a game? A Dirty Hacker

There is a man with the surname of Westmoreland. This is a terrible name.

What do you call shark with no dorsal fin? Unused ingredients for soup.

Zach Barlow

Me: Sometimes I like to talk to myself. Me: So do I.

A gay guy and a blind man walk into a bar. It's a gay bar. The blind man is also gay.

Roses are red, Violets are VIOLET!

What's black and bleeding? Who cares?

KASEEM IS CRAP AT GEARS OF WAR THIS IS NOT A JOKE ITS TRUE (FACT) PLAYSTATION IS BETTER THEN XBOX (BIGGEST JOKE EVER) IV HAD BOTH, SO SHUT UP PS3 BOYS AKA GIRLS

A man made a sandwich.

If a tree falls in the forest and nobody is around, does anyone really care?

what does gum eat ? gum you idiot!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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