Yeah sure, you have "absolutely... ...No... ...Reason..." to... Fucking... use... This... place... at... all... But you seem to be here all the fucking time, what fucking sense does that make? That is not the matter at all fagface! Your fucking goons assaulting me because "I stole one of your aliases?" I was born Nero and will die fucking Nero, not Nerometal, not Nero of Neronism, just Nero your friendly rapist! Yeah Ill give you my fucking social info, so you... and... your... excessive... use... of... this shit... can... send... your ...fucking assholes to finish the job! Listen bitch! I am a writer! And your faggots stabbed off like half of my eyeball! I don't give a damn about this site, I want your fucking assholes to stop seeking me out in person! Hell, give me your social info, so we can "make a fucking settlement" Where I break off your head and shit down your neck!

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Whats bloody and wrinkly? Your nans fanny

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Leslie's husband admitted to being gay, which came to the surprise of no one, seeing as Leslie is a man.

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Guy 1: I had a Energy Drink the other day, I crashed. Guy 2: Really? That must of sucked. Guy 1: Yeah, the family in the other car died.

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Q. You know what sucks A. Being an orphan

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Why did the man go to sleep at 9:30? Because his mom told him to

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Q: Who was the best Jewish cook? A: Hitler.

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My friend harris is fat.

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Your momma's so dumb, she had to spend an extra hour studying for her mathematics test.

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Roses are red Violets are blue your mum is fat and so are you

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What do Bear Grylls drink under breakfast? Tea.

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Q: What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? A: The wheel chair.

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What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot for Arabian Air, idiot. What were you thinking?

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What did the white man say to the group of mexicans when a golf ball was coming toward them? 4!

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What did one dog say to the other dog? Woof woof

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Girls got to Jupiter to get more stupider. Boys go to Mars to build a sophisticated civilization.

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How did jimmy get hurt?? someone throw a fridge at him..

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If pro is the opposite of con, then what is the opposite of progress? Regression.

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Why did a mass amount of people move to Florida? They came to murder their children and get away with it.

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Q: What's worse than a rainy day? A:

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What do you do when life gives you lemons? Make some fucking lemonade.

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Give me thumbs up!

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knock knock Who's there Hi, im a memeber of the Church of Latter Day Saints. Id like to talk to you about our lord and savior Jesus Christ

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Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, you should be a con artist.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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