Person 1: Why do eskimos wash their clothes in tide? Person 2: It works very well.

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What was the Latino man doing on my laptop? He was my friend and he had asked me first. He was also ordering a computer on amazon for himself.

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Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear made her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

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Q: How many years does it take for a deer to grow into a moose? A: 7

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What did the man with cancer do? Die

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Knock Knock Who's there? Luke Futie

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Why did the man not go to church? He was an atheist.

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Wanna hear a joke? Joe Jonas.

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a dinosaur with a large clown hat is walking down the street when he is confronted by an obese monkey human with red hair. I set this up for a good pun, but the one i have is potatoes.

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The WNBA.

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A black man walks into a bar and says, "ouch."

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Patients: Whats happening doctor Doctor: I am afraid you all have tested positive Patients: Oh No!!! Doctor: Positive for being great friends all these years! Patients: Oh Doctor you are so.... Doctor: ASWELL AS AIDS!!!

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It was a dark night, I was walking home from the shops in town, The wind was whistling through my damp hair, My spine tingled and i tucked my hands under my stinking pits. I felt like someone was watching me, I walked faster the breath was warm on my kneck i turned around. It was gary glitter he pulled down my pants and gave me the best sucky i ever had. We kissed and i tasted the cheese from my knob. In all garry glitter has a giant knob

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What's the difference between you and a mallet with a cold? Ones a sick duck...I forget what I was about to say but your mother is a whore

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knock knock who's there i lost my wallet my nan died

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how do you get a blonde out of a tree? you politely ask her, then if all else fails call the local fire department

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What's the difference between a live baby and a dead baby? A dead baby doesn't cry.

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What did the kid say when he fell of a cliff and met Tom jones? Hi

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Eight hours? Sigh, leave it to me then! We both know you are a sweetheart behind that thick skull of yours, I mean why would you ask if it bothers me then?

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What do you get when you cross a zebra and a panda? Well, pandas are almost extinct. I guess they gave up and started goin' with zebras.

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Your momma's so dumb, she had to spend an extra hour studying for her mathematics test.

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What'f funny and has 8 wheels? The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels

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Why did the chicken cross the road? because the walk sign said to

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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