Why was the 45 year old man crying? He shit his pants.

Charlie Sheen walks into a bar... Every morning, and stays until it closes... [credit gilbert gottfried]

Whats the best part about 23 year olds? Theres 20 of them

What's worse than losing the remote Finding it in your ass hole

Why did the child get hit by a bus? He was blind.

Q: How do you stop a rhino from charging? A: The construction of a steel-reinforced concrete wall will work in most instances, but for more resistant cases, the use of a high-impact titanium anti-rhino charging barrier is required.

What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they've may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

A black guy walks into a bar... *3 hours later* He walks out...

what's the difference between a box of dead babies and a corvette? I don't have a corvette in my garage!

What Makes Me Smile? Face Muscles.

How many Freudians does it take to screw your mother - I mean, a lightbulb?

Why did i write this? I was bored

What do you call a black astronaut? It depends on what his name is.

Why did the boy want to commit suicide? Because he didn't want to die.

What did Tim say about his wife cheating on him with his best friend's wife? He ran to R Kelly and got peed on.

What do you get when you mix a panda,oklahoma,and a handle? The oklahoma panhandle.

here is Stevie Wonder's poem: sjkgfhdujduehfheuefeufhhf uefuefg eufbejfbefehfehutuge' wiohl;wreohqweiothurelwueths sjtghekltrhlsdifhlziurhlsiurhtwoli

How do you make a Hispanic man sad? Answer: steal everything he has until he has nothing

Knock Knock!! Who's There? No one, your being ding dong ditched!

what's the worst thing ever? reality TV shows and singing contest shows

What's the difference between donuts and dead babies? You can't buy a bakers dozen of dead babies at Tim Hortons.

Why did Johnny fall off his bike? Because Johnny's a goldfish.

what do you do when you see a black man getting hitted by a Mexican taxi? -Call 911

Q: Why were the chicken and the cow friends? A: Because they shared common interests.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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