Q. Why did the boy get so fat? A. From playing Pokemon Pearl Edition

Why didn't Lucas want to go down the slide? He was scared.

How do you scare a bonde? tell her you want to be her uterus?

What did the boy with cancer get for christmas Nothing he didnt live that long

Zombies eat brains! (You're safe)

a girl and a guy rented a hotel room for a night. theyre siblings and stayed up all night watching very classy movies about farm animals and each of them ordered a chocolate cake to eat while watching their fantastic informational film.

Why did people have cold showers in the old days? Because there was no electricity back then, making it hard to heat water to a temperature that was classified as 'warm'.

What's the diffrence between one black guy and another black guy. One of them has Aids.

A very rich man had a daughter whom all of the men in town wanted to marry her for wealth. Except there was one man who wanted to marry her due to his love for her. The father let his daughter marry whomever she wanted from all of the men in town, and she chose a man named Wilson Fremblington who wanted to marry her for wealth, because he was physically fit and overall a friendly man.

whats red and and smells like blue paint red paint

they call me the green lantern because my little sister died in chemical fire

A scientist walks into a bar. His forehead becomes swollen.

rebecca is a hard worker

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

Your Momma is so old, she started exercising more and eating healthier to increase the chance of her living long enough to enjoy your own children's lives.

What's black and hangs from tree's? A suicidal black man.

I have aids

women's rights

Q: what is the difference between a baby stroller and a black man. A: I don't try and hit black men when they cross the street.

its was amazinglysmooth fuck off

Dogs

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What is Abraham Lincoln's favorite website? Wikipedia. It's very informative. On second thought though, the Internet had not been invented yet back in his time.

If you see Chuck Norris you should probably tell him hey for me.

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