what do you sit on, poop on, and sleep on? a bed, a toilet, and a chair

Whats worse than the Holocaust? - Getting killed in the Holocaust. Whats worse than that? - Nothing.

Knock, Knock Who's there ? So So who? No, So Lee

What is black, white, and red all over? A bleeding zebra.

SHEA CAPOLUPO HAS A TINY SHLONG. 8- turn your head sideways haha.

Okay, I just really want you to trust me again,

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whats retarded and looks like a fat duck? GEorge goodburn

Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and dedication.

What do you call a black man standing on top of a church? bullshit!!

Why couldn't Bethany drive? She was 14.

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What makes 10 year olds laugh? Se x Jokes.

What happened when john pelted susie with a rock? she had a temporary concusion, needed eight stitches and John was grounded

What's black, green, and doesn't have to take a shower? I have no idea.

how many jews can you fit in a volkenswagen? 2 jews in the front 2 jews in the back 15 jews in the ashtray

who's best is friend is really good looking? James Cornish

What white and black and red all over? The wife who refused to report that her husband abused her.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

What happened to the man who worshiped Satan when he died? He died.

Why is America such a great place to live? It's not North Korea.

What did the iceberg say when Titanic crashed on it? "Yeah!"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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