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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A guy walked up to me and said "I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam, I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam." I promptly informed the authorities. He was transported to a mental institution and I later learned that he swallowed his own tongue and died. Nobody attended his funeral.

hi do you like guitars? cool i dont

a black man a chinese man and a mexican man are all on a plane. they land safely and continue with their lives.

More mindfuck "government hypnosis edition": What can doctors possibly do in order for you to wait enough for them to come to help you? They call you "their PATIENT!" Moral: So be patient and wait, oh thee brainwashed.

Nobody doesn't like Sarah Lee. There are no humans, at all, anywhere in the world, who do not like Sarah Lee. None. Not even one. They do not exist in reality. Everyone likes Sarah Lee. Everyone.

row row row your boat gently down the stream rape

Knock Knock Whose there? Nobody Nobody who?

A young boy walks into a bar and asks for directions or a map. The bartender takes him into a backroom and gives him a map he just happened to have. The boy continues on his way and the bartender is happy that he did a good deed.

Worst joke ever

What's red and eats tulips? Your face!

roses are red violets are blue i am retarded i like pancakes

Yo mamas so fat that she decided to get a gastric bypass to help lose the weight.

Me: Why are red onions actually purple..? Dad: I don't know Sister: sarcastic Well, Why is it rainy in London? Me: ....Because that's the weather pattern.

what starts with b and ends with itch pickle

,What would you call Morgan Freeman if he was White? Morgan Freeman

What did the duck say to the flag? NOTHING DUCKS CANT SPEAK or flags

Why did the racist guy die? Because the black guy stabbed him with a fork.

Curiosity killed the cat! No, the tire of a vehicle did.

knock knock knocking on heavens douoor

What did little Jimmy get for Christmas? Presents because he wasn't poor.

ring ring young man: dad? mom's dead? woman: i think you dialed the wrong number young man: .......oh im sorry, you're absolutely right, silly me! woman: don't worry about it. young man: (chuckles) click

Whats the difference between an apple and an orange? A banana because a motorcycle has no windows.

What kind of a prediction is THAT?

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and oranges? With one,you can make a delicous smoothie, but the other is just a pile of citrus fruits.

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