Whats the difference between babies and basketballs? You cant unload a truck of basketballs with a pitchfork.

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Why is the guy fat? Because he eats too much.

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Why did the man order fried chcken? I have twelve dead babies in my trunk.

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What's the difference between George Michael and a microwave oven? One is a human being and the other is a resourceful appliance.

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sally stole a t.v what happend next? she was arested

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What was the tallest mountain before Mount Everest was discovered? Mount Everest

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What is worse than the holocaust? 2 holocausts

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

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Your mother is so rotund, in fact she went to a weight loss clinic... but gained weight

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Why did Kelly never see Wass? cus she never looked in right places !!!

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I pooped my pants

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Why Was Did Jill Cross The Road? She Needed To Get To Work.

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Q: Why did the bird fall out of the tree? A: It was dead Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was stapled to the bird

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How do you say vampire in spanish? Vampiro.

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What did the Muslim have under his hood of his car? A V-8 engine.

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How do you drown a blonde? You hold her head underwater for a long time.

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Who is the worst teacher ever? Mrs. Thompson

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why did the puppy poop? he had too

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How do you make a blond shut up? Staple her tongue to the roof of her mouth and super-glue her lips together.

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A dislexic man walks into a bra. He then proceeds to enjoy the breasts that he has stumbled upon.p

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What's the difference between a turtle and a horse? The horse has no shell.

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Why was the white man rich and the black man poor? Because when the white man was 11 and he didn't have a job because 11 year olds don't get hired, because its not legal, he use to pick up pennies. And when the black man was 11 he got a job mowing lawns and ended up being a lawyer graduate and spent the rest of his life paying off his school loan. The white man lived in the 70's and the black man lived in he twentieth century.

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a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar... they sit down, have a deep and meaningful conversation about theism, and don't really drink anything.

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Wanna know something fishy? A fish

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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