Why do they give old people Viagra at nursing homes? Because erectile function decreases with increasing age, and it would be unfair to needlessly deny senior citizens the right to consensual intercourse if that is what they want.

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What goes up a smokestack instead of down? Murdered Jews, when they get cremated.

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An asian, black man and a white guy are stranded in a desert with no food and no water, so what do they do Die

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why were Tamika and Tyron afraid to get into the water? They weren't

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Bake until golden at 375

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whats brown and sticky? a four week dead uunborn african child...

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What do you get when you cross a donkey and a hemophiliac? A bleeding ass!

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What do you call Eric Torres A furnace magnet

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why was the 40 year old still a virgin? it doesnt know either.

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Why was the young girl? A doctor told her that due to the fact that she was recently raped, she contracted AIDS.

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knock! knock! whos there? doctor doctor who? no Doctor Brown, you have cancer

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What's worse then a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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Why do black people enjoy watermelon? Because it tastes good.

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One man says to another "Hey you have banana in your ears." The other man replies "I can't hear you, I have bananas in my ears."

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yo' momma's so fat that when she saw a doctor he told her that she was overweight.

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What is harder than Jenga? Being a quadraplegic.

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Why is Cindy crying? She got a branch stuck in her eye which irritated her sensitive cornea so her tear duct produced a tear to help shed the material from her eye.

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What did John the accountant do when he saw a flying dog, He woke up from a wonderful dream and started his day

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3 men walked into a bar... They sat down and had a beer.

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Whats the difference between the black man and the white man? The black man was born with more melanin the pigment in there skin, which would concur the black man did have darker skin. Also, the white man had cancer.

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Did you hear about the black guy who got into college? Actually, there are nearly 10,00 African Americans who get accepted into college every year. This specific black male is notable because of his stellar grades and his activity in his community.

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Why did the bus fall down? It was hit by a bus and then repeatedly battered by a blender

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Why did the jew die Really...

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