the man the invented it doesnt want it, the man that wants it doesnt need it, and the man the needs it doesnt know it....what is it? a coffin.

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nba live 13

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what did the black man say to the white man? hi

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Snausages.

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Your best friend is different from a dead person. The best friend will die if you shoot him in the head but the dead person won't die, he's already dead.

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What happened when the man stuck his hand in the blender? Nothing, it was turned off.

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The dyslexic man called the black man a ginger.

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What happened to the lady with cancer?? She got shot!!

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Why did the little girl fail her test? Because she had mental retardation.

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Why did the wealthy black man shoplift from the convenience store? He is a kleptomaniac.

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What did the general say before the soldiers got in the tank? Get in the tank

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Q: What did the man say before he was stabbed? A: "What are you gonna do, stab me?"

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Q: how do you make a baby blow bubbles? A: hold it under water, or as an alternative you could hold it under its twin sisters blood.

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Three women are on an airplane. One's a blonde, one's a redhead, and one's a brunette. Unfortunately, the plane was going to crash and there was nothing they could do but jump out and parachute to safety. So the captain said to each of the three ladies, "You can only take one of your possessions when you parachute out of the plane." The blonde says "I will take my watch becau--" But before she could finish her sentence the plane exploded because the flames on the wing had ignited the fuel tank. No one survived.

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A man walks into a doctors and says 'Doctor, Doctor, I have a bad stomach ache' Upon hearing this, the doctor writes the man a prescription for medication and wishes him a swift recovery.

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What is the difference between a mustache, and a pile of dead babies? Mustaches disgust me.

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Wanna know a funny word? Pickle-weasel.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? I am.

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What is funny about a child with down syndrome? Nothing.

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How do you wake up lady gaga? Set an alarm for an appropriate time

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Why was the white guy eating himself? He was a autocannibal.

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Roses? are red Violets are blue, Kangaroos like Oranges, Poems suck, Refrigerator.

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Why did the chicken eat fried chicken? Because fried chicken is so good! Kelvin Yang.

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What do you call a bus filled with White, Chinese, and Black people? Public transportation.

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