A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He then proceeds to order a couple drinks, and shortly leaves after drinking them, later ending up in a fatal car accident.

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What did the dog say to the cat? "Bark."

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Woman rights.

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Kenneth kaniff takes his hat off then he meets cosmic panda with kevin the zebra because chuck norris ate a chili pepper.

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Think about it: Is mexico REALLY full of: Lowrides in candy ass sparkly colors such as lip red that bounce, (manly color right? Yeah sure baggot) which contains a whole street war gang of members inside and at least twenty tons of COCAINA! ...But does not have a horn that plays "la cucaracha" Seriously, you say yes right? Hey look at this guy he said yes everybody, but ITS WROOOOOOONG CUCARACHA OR GTFO OF MEXICO! Yeah... Because Mexico is shit, id would be racist if Mexicans didn't agree...

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why did the chicken cross the road because the farm is across the street from were it is now

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Roses are red, Violets are red, I'm bleeding, Shit.

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a brunette? One is blonde and one is brunette.

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On Friday the 13th,I had one of those dreams of when you go to school in your underwear. I then realised it wasn't a dream.

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What do Chinese people call Chinese food? Food.

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How do white people screw in light bulbs? They read a manual.

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What's the worste part about alzheimer's disease? You forgot you have AIDS.

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What's green has eight legs, and would kill you of it fell on you from the top of a tree? A Billiard table

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What do you get if you buy a big mac with a ten pound note? Change.

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A:why did sam fall of the wing ? B:why ? A:she had no arms. B:... A:knock knock. B: who is there ? A:not sam

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whats better then 10 babies nailed to 1 tree... 1 baby nailed to 10 trees!

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Your mother is so stupid that she has an IQ score that is much lower than the average person.

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If i could rearrange the alphabet, i'd put my penis in your mouth

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What kind of sex do you have with twenty seven year olds any kind you want there are twenty of them

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What do you call a black man driving a bus? By his name

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How do you keep children off your front lawn? Molest them.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the same wolf that had devoured the chickens' chicks singlehandedly was chasing it.

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what do you call an ocelot with ebola? an ocelot that might die soon.

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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