a black man kills a family member of a mexican guy. the mexican guy goes to the police, what happens? The mexican guy gets deported back to his country after they realize that he was illegal

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Knock knock. The door was not answered because, rather than rapping upon the door with his knuckles twice consecutively, Joseph simply said the onomatopoeia verbs vocally. He intended to wish his neighbor and dear friend of twenty years the best of luck with his current situation, as his neighbor had been recently divorced from a marriage of forty-eight years. Joseph then walked home, because intruding upon his friend's privacy would have befuddled him even further.

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What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

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Three Jews are hiding under the floorboards. One of them makes and noise and they are promptly found by the invading German soldiers. They are all shipped to Aushwitz where two of them are sent directly to the gas chambers where they are killed. The third Jew survives the Holocaust and is eventually liberated by Allied forces. He returns to his country only to find his house burnt to the ground. With no money or food, he starves to death by the side of the road and his body is eaten by various animals.

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A dog is walking down the street. The dog catcher promptly arrives and takes him to the pound. Two months later the dog is in a new, happy home with a wonderful family.

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What do you call a man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk? A man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk.

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What did the Rabbi say to the priest? The holocaust was real and it tore apart my family.

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Whats worse than being arrested for a crime you didn't commit? Starving children in africa.

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squirrels with massive bonerss

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What do you call a man who eats a swordfish at 11 o'clock? Dead by midnight.

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why did the little boy put a bandaid on his knee. it doesn't really matter, he has cancer.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? How did the chicken get out of the henhouse?

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Hey I just met you And I am crazy So I will kill you And eat your body

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wow such mark very mark many mark so mark

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer is not definitive and involves several factors including the size of the woodchuck, the woodchuck's teeth, the climate in which that woodchuck lives, and the tenacity of that particular woodchuck at achieving his goal.

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Why did the chicken die? He tried to cross a road by an alleyway, therefore getting hit by a double decker bus and the alleyway has nothing to do with it. Also, the chicken had one leg and was blind.

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Joe: it says gullible on the ceiling Jack: yes, I wrote it -by Ross

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How do you get 1000 pokemon on to a bus? Pikachu!

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Racism is like black people... It should not exists...

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Why did the cancer patient shave his head? He wanted to pretend he still had hair.

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Q: How many babies does it take to paint a house. A: Depends on how hard you throw them.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse does not respond because it is a horse thus lacking cognitive capacity to speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and promptly shits on the floor then gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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What did one ocean say to the other ocean, nothing it just waved

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I can't remember if I have Azheimer's or not.

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Anti Joke

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