an indian woman works at seven eleven. this is because her son has one leg and she needs to pay pay for all the medical needs.

What is brown and has 15 legs? (They answer "What?") Reply: I don't know I was hoping you would.

How do you get someone to come out of the closet? Unlock it

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck Norris? well no one knows for certain, but they do know there's alot of fridges involved

Why did the baby cross the road? It was being dragged by a truck

I never asked for this.

Wanna hear a joke? Denver Broncos.

"What happened to John after he got drunk 12 years ago"- police "I don't really don't know that question"- John Jr.

I'm gay. No homo.

Chuck Norris doesn't call the wrong number. He calls the right number.

How do you get rid of Herpes? You can't.

Whats the difference between a corvette and a pile of dead babies? One is a specific type of sports car, and the other is a sad destruction of many young lives

A Black man and a Hispanic man were sitting in the back seat of a car. Who was driving? Their Asian friend who offered to take them to get lunch.

Why did the orange fall asleep? Because its never awake.

a person cries in the corner you go over to them and rape them

what did one black man say to the other black man? hello

You're mum is so fat, she has low self-esteem

How did the family of Cubans get to Florida? They flew first class from their home in upstate New York.

Why'd the man walk his dog His pen ran out of ink

Okay, I just really want you to trust me again,

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? Chuck Noris

How did the black man burn down the house. He threw a flaming match through the window.

salad days!

mark is mark

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