- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat? Depends. Some are vegetarians or vegans, while most eat a mixture of vegetables and meat.

You know what's funny? Clowns.

What did the girl with AIDs receive for her birthday? Unprotected sex

Q: When is the best date to walk out your door in New York? A: 9/11

What did the prisoner say to the man who posted his bail? Thank you.

People tell me im insane. Its all a conspiracy.

So, I was eating out this girl Until I tasted something like horse semen. So I looked up at her and said; " Ah grandma, so that's how you died ! ".

1: Ask if I'm a truck. 2: Uh... Are you a truck. 1: No.

What did the guy and girl do at the wedding? Nothing, The guy is gay

Mcfly: Doc! i have to tell you about the future! Doc: Ok.

Ham sandwich

A man walks up to a horse and asks, "why the long face?" The horse stares back at him, blankly. The man then sits and ponders his life, sad that he now tries to communicate with horses and realizes that his eccentricity is probably the reason his marriage failed.

Patient: Doctor, I've been having a problem, I can't remember anything. Doctor: Do you think you might have amnesia, a common memory problem. Patient: What Problem?

Q: What's long and gray and kills people? A: A gas pipe.

shauns beautiful

Ya know what's sad? You can only submit one dislike on this website.

Whats brown,looks like a.dike,and is a whore. Marcella

What do you call an amazing person Good

Wanna hear a great joke? (any answer) Your dad's choice of condom.

Why was the toddler laying in the middle of the road? Because she was the victim of a hit and run...

What's something 9/10 people enjoy? A gang rape.

If you like this song so much why don't you marry it? Because a divorce would be tough on the kids

Your mother is a stupid bitch. For real.

"I like my women like I like my coffee, in a cup." -Paul Alangadan

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