Dogs in my home.

Why'd the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What is funny about 9/11. Nothing, it was a tragic day for the world.

Knock Knock -Who's there I eat mipe -I eat mipewho hahahah -Oh I'm gonna beat your ass

Why did carly drop her groceries Carly is a cow

John and Mary had never met. They were like two hummingbirds who had also never met.

What is Kanye West's main goal in life? To crush the hopes and dreams of singing stars on national television, beginning with Taylor Swift.

Whats not green and cant pee? Not a pea!

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What did Anne Frank get for christmas? Nothing Anne Frank is jewish.

If i wanted your 2 cents i'd rob you

Why did the fridge fall off its bike? Because someone threw a little girl at it.

When does George Harrison take a shit? In the morning

Q:Why did the man rob the bank? A:He needed money.... duhhh -Ryan Vallee

If a fish eats fish bait, and a dog eats dog bait, what does a master eat? Anything he feels like eating at the given moment provided it is in accordance to his diet and beliefs.

Knock Knock Whose there? Nobody Nobody who?

Why did Colnel Sanders cross the road? Colnel Ryan Sanders crossed the road to attack Taliban fighters who were endangering his military presence.

Rigo your a stupid ass

Q. If Kim Kardashian and Kanye West were both drowning, what kind would you make? A. PBJ

knock knock Come in!!!

who likes fried chicken? almost everyone because fried chicken is delicious

Why does Mario wear coveralls? Because it makes practical sense for his full time job as a plumber.

Mitt Romney.

Why don't women need watches? Because most people carry cell phones that tells them the time making watches redundant and obsolete.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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