- Anti Joke

Making a good analogy is like making a chocolate sundae; either way there are simply no reindeer left, and the glass of water you once had is now gone.

Two drums and a cymbol fall off a cliff... ba bum BUM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA it used to be ba dum ching but im so funny that i changed it to ba dum bum. credit to Alex H

what do you call a black man on tv? an actor

Knock knock Who's there? Not you

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a registered sex offender.

What did the dying boy get for Christmas? Presents

Why was the little girl crying? Her father has been abusing her and her mother for a year now.

Q: What's blue and fuzzy A: Blue fuzz

How do you kill 23 kids? You put 24 kids in an arena.

What time is it when grandpa sits ontop of a telephone pole and throws pineapples at people? Time to go to a nursing home

I'm innocent its all Taggart he's the one instigating.

Bob and his family were looking forward to going to an all inclusive holiday to Spain. When they got on the plane, a bomb went off, causing Bob to realise that he was never going to see his family again, and that they were about to suffer a horrific, painful death.

Why did the lightbulb go out? It was on too long

What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? You aren't married to a girlfriend.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why are black people so good at basketball? because they all can run jump steal and shoot

So, why is winter so terrible? Because, Napoleon was stopped by winter and we aren't all French.

Hey I just met you, and this seems crazy. I have Alzheimers... Hey i just met you.

who hooks up with grade 7's? •Jake Muchnik

A baptist priest walks into a bar with a boner.

(Pretend that your adopted, and no one loves you) Knock Knock Who's there? Not your parents.