Hey, I just met you... No, I'm your brother. You've known me for 30 years. You must have memory loss.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? My cheese

Why do people make antijokes? Because they can

So a guy with ADD walks into a... Hey Look! A Chicken!

Your dad is so bald, that a various number of people compliment him on how well shaven his head is.

O.J. Simpson. What would you do in that situation?

Roses are red Violets are orange Thats odd, my violets are somehow orange

how do 2 gay guys walk... one pounces into the others butt

A man dressed in a business suit goes into a doctor's office. He asks the receptionist how much a vasectomy would cost. After a minute of her looking it up on the computer she turns to him and says "The procedure will cost $750." He then thanks her and leaves.

Wy was the lamp crying, because his mother turned into mashed potatoes.

What was everyone doing in the library? Reading

Doctor! Doctor! There's a fly in my soup! Gross.

yo mama is so dumb she went to dr. dre for a pepsmear

How did jimmy get hurt?? someone throw a fridge at him..

How did the family of Cubans get to Florida? They flew first class from their home in upstate New York.

- Mom, you've got a banana in your ear. - Son I can't hear you I've got a banana in my ear!

Roses are Red Violets are Gay This poem makes no sense Octopus

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. He values his privacy and will not tell me his motives.

I LIKE TRAINS

What do you call a blind fish? Amblyopsidae.

What do you call a black man eating fried chicken? By his name, which could be John, considering the popularity of said name.

Chuck Norris didn't rape yo mama, yo mama raped chuck norris!

Why was Ray Charles always smiling? He was Happy

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your Bike.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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