- Anti Joke

There once was a man in Peru Who dreamed he was eating his shoe He awoke with a fright In the middle of the night To find that someone was breaking into his house

A man see's a bird and tries to get its attention by whistling at it, much like if it were a dog. The mans whistle fails to get the birds attention because birds have wings and dogs do not.

What's worse than loosing your pen? Getting raped by a pedophile.

Why wasn't the black woman allowed on the bus? It was rush hour and the bus was full.

What does a blond see when she looks at a dog? A four legged mammal, refered to as canis lupus familiaris, or what is commonly known as a dog.

Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact? Some men are blind.

A black man walks up to the cashier with twenty buckets of KFC and seventeen gallons of grape Kool - Aid. The cashier says, "Do you want a bag for those?"

a kid calls 911 and says ,"is this 911?" and the operator says ,"NO! THIS IS PATRICK!!!!!!"

When life throws you lemons what should you do? Take cover.

Your momma's so stupid, her IQ is below average.

What do you get if you take the head off a Koala and a Wombat and swap them around? A bloody mess and about 4 years in jail.

What should you do when your refrigerator is running? Tell it to FREEZE!

So a man enters a local paper's pun contest. He enters ten puns in hopes that one of them would win. But unfortunately, no pun in ten did.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock, knock. come in.

What's green,has 4 legs and lives in a tree? A pool table

a man walks into a bar he got hurt

(speaking to an orphan) knock, knock who's there not your parents

Yo mamas so stupid that she received slightly below average in her latest maths test

If you shaved Chuck Norris' beard, you'd find a chin.

,What would you call Morgan Freeman if he was White? Morgan Freeman

How do you know your sister is on her period? - Your dad´s dick tastes like blood.

Why are spanish people good at soccer? Hard work and a long-life time comitment