What can you conclude about a black man in a mercedes? He has crack and car insurance.

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Guess what! what haha u listened to me

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he fell off a cliff

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A horse walk into the bar, the bar tender asked, why the long face the horse unable to understand English takes a shit and walk away.

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A black man and a jew both fall off a cliff, who hits the ground first? the black man

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What do you call a white man flying a plane? A pilot. What do you call an Arab man flying a plane? Also a pilot.

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What did my Grandmother get for Christmas? Alzheimer's.

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Why do undertakers wear ties? Because their profession is very serious, and it is important that their appearance has a degree of gravitas

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the jokes are repetitive on this site

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I love you You love me We all grab 2X4's Barney's on the floor No more purple dinosaur.

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wuts the diference between a black guy and arab? black guy kills whitye guy arab lijkes black guy (no jews or **** thou)

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What's worse than scraping your knee? Getting raped mercilessly by Ronald McDonald.

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A black man and a white woman walk out of a mall restroom holding hands and sweating. The white woman is arrested on the spot for statutory rape and sent to prison for 10 years. The black man was barely 16 years old.

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Why did the blond put a condom on her hear? So, she would not get hearing ads.

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Why did the dog kill the fish? He had no reason, he just wanted fish. What, you thought he had like, a vendetta? pssh your crazy

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what goes up and down , and left and right all day without breaking a sweat? A compass, get your mind out of the gudder.

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Q - What do you call a hamburger without pickles? A - You call it a hamburger just without the pickles.

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Why is an elephant large, grey and wrinkled? Because if it was small, round and smooth it would be an aspirin.

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What's funny about a blond, a brunette, and a red-head, drunk in a Cadillac? Everyone knows integration is a myth.

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Have you heard about the Polish kamikaze pilot? No, you haven't, because it would be historically and culturally incorrect.

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whats green and has wings ? a flying patch of astro turf

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My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son of a B**ch.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To avoid the avoid the nuclear bomb at hiroshima

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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