Whats big, hard, and in my pants? A tumor.

why couldn't the the black man get a job? because he doesn't posses the correct work ethic.

What's black and has been free since the 1700's? What? I don't know, i was asking you.

911 joke ? now thats just plane rude.

A Brunette a ginger and a blonde were getting their hair done? WHich side of the bus did they sit on? Why did i put a question mark on the first part?

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back. And 6 million in the ashtray

I don't do cocaine I just like the smell

What is better than winning the gold medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retarded

How do we achieve world peace? KILL EVERYBODY. Nobody can fight when they're dead.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it died! Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey!!

LMFAO - "WE runnin' through these hoes like Drano?" Is that really what society has sunken to? Is this really what is accepted? Is this what we are jamming into children's moralities? Society is Screwed!

Mitt Romney penis

Why did the Afircan child die? He had AIDS.

Two Guys walk into a bar; the second one should have seen it coming.

Your mom is absolutely pefect. This makes me love HIM.

why dont we just take bikini bottom and push it somewhere else

Why did Hanna fall of the swing She had no arms or legs Knock knock Whose there Not Hanna Haha

It's weird how two of the SAME jokes can get different ratings.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? 9/11

yo mama so fat, her favorite food is seconds.

A gorilla walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender stands speechless due to the ridiculousness of the situation -Tag

Whats Black and White and Red all over? A white boy who just got jumped, with sever bruises left lying in a pool of his own blood.

How did the guy feel after his wife died? Pretty shitty, I'd imagine..

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